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While The Fiver hasn’t seen them, we’re ready to guess that the fabled “fan sentiment graphs” Manchester United’s media flunkies are tasked with compiling didn’t make for particularly pleasant viewing on Monday morning. Before Christmas, the club’s senior media wonk Phil Lynch found himself the subject of some ridicule for appearing on one of those new-fangled “podcast” things to explain just how much behind-the-scenes work goes into the composition of yet another pointless, unnecessary and poorly received Harry Maguire apology on assorted Social Media Disgraces.

Almost 24 hours after Manchester United had their backsides spanked at Manchester City, Maguire has yet to pipe up on the state of affairs. Perhaps he and his teammates have risen up in rebellion against Lynch by changing their passwords, or the American has finally realised the utter futility of trying “to manage the social media [disgrace] narrative” of a club captain whose performance was so calamitous that City might have won by far less if he’d been shown the red card he deserved for a foul shortly after an hour. Which is not to pick on Maguire, even if it is like stealing the pennies from a dead man’s eyes these days. There was plenty of blame to go around for Manchester United’s defeat: questionable tactics by their interim manager, the excellence of their hosts and an air of second-half lethargy that even seemed to extend to the subs’ bench, unless Jesse Lingard and Marcus Rashford were specifically instructed not to make the rest of their teammates look worse by having anything resembling an impact when they came on.

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While the official United line was that Cristiano Ronaldo had sat this one out in Portugal with hip-knack, pre-match rumours suggested the preening show-pony might have stormed off to Portugal in a hissy-fit upon discovering he would not be playing in a starting line-up that boasted no out-and-out strikers. “There seems to be more to the Ronaldo story when a manager comes out and talks about a hip flexor,” tooted Roy Keane. “I don’t get it. We talk about Ronaldo being a machine and very rarely getting injured but every now and again he comes out with that … a hip flexor? It doesn’t add up to me.”

If Ronaldo does have the hump, it seems he is not the only one. On Monday it emerged from the world’s leakiest dressing-room that Rashford is considering his future at United due to the lack of game-time he is getting under Ralf Rangnick. The Leader of the Opposition might not want to make too hasty a decision – with Rangnick, Ronaldo and possibly Edinson Cavani all likely to be out of the picture come summer, more opportunities should become available, even if United don’t have any games to play in Europe.


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“Joining the nunhood came via football. In 1992 I was preparing to play in a match and a priest said: ‘Come to mass, it will bring you a lot of fortune.’ I told him I don’t believe in God. The next day, a voice inside me told me to go to the mass, and when I met the sisters and did the sign of peace with one, something changed – I had never felt such joy before, not even when I scored a goal” – Sister Emilia Jitaru, 52, on coming together with congregations across Italy to form the world’s first national team for nuns.

Kicking the habit, earlier.
Kicking the habit, earlier. Photograph: Moreno Buccianti


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“Is it just me or are others fed up with the endless foul throws that are not pulled up by referees? A foul throw should result in a free-kick for the opposing side. And as for corner kicks with the ball outside the semi-circle, what’s that about? The ball should be inside that semi-circle. Failing, a yellow card and a goal kick. Sick of it” – Alan Collins (and no others).

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People take part in a vigil outside Jalisco Stadium in Guadalajara, where the violence unfolded.
People take part in a vigil outside Jalisco Stadium in Guadalajara, where the violence unfolded. Photograph: Fernando Carranza/Reuters

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The pre-match scene at Turf Moor. Photograph: Dave Shopland/Rex/Shutterstock

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